This is what happens when you leave movie geeks unattended and bored. We decided that if we were going to cast the U.S. government as a movie, these are the people we would cast. Yes, this is beyond ridiculous but it’s who we are. Co-authoring credit goes to Andrew Williams and (for the Joint Chiefs and Supreme Court) Chris Cline. Some (many) were selected based on characters from past films, some were selected to be ironic and funny, some just to be badass.

Oh, and I don’t think we are done yet.

-TachyonXero

 

President – Christopher Walken

Vice President- Bruce Campbell

 

The Cabinet:

Secretary of State- Alice Cooper

Secretary of the Treasury- Rick Moranis

Secretary of Defense- Samuel L Jackson

Attorney General- Sam Waterson

Secretary of the Interior – Dan Aykroyd

Secretary of Agriculture – James Franco

Secretary of Commerce – Jason Lee

Secretary of Labor – John Cusack

Secretary of Health and Human Services – Robert Picardo

Secretary of Housing and Urban Development – Tim Allen

Secretary of Transportation – Leonard Nimoy

Secretary of Energy – Robert Downy Jr

Secretary of Education – John Lithgow

Secretary of Veterans Affairs- Clint Eastwood

Secretary of Homeland Security – Kiefer Sutherland

White House Chief of Staff- Tom Selleck 

Chairman to the EPA- William Atherton

Director of the National Drug Policy- John Cho

U. S. Trade Representative- Harrison Ford

Chairman to the Social Security Administration- William Shatner

Director of Office Management and Budget – JK Simmons

Ambassador to the UN – Kal Penn

Director of National Intelligence – John Voight

Other Positions:

Director of the CIA – Matt Damon

Director of the FBI – Martin Sheen

Director of NSA –  Arnold Schwarzenegger

 

White House Press Secretary – Stephen Colbert

Postmaster General – Kevin James

Speaker of the House – Kevin Smith

Surgeon General – Hugh Laurie

White House Speech Writer – Harold Ramis

 

Joint Chiefs of Staff:

Chairman of the Joint chiefs of Staff: Patrick Stewart

Vice Chairman to the Joint Chiefs of Staff : Kate Mulgrew

Chief of Staff United States Army : William Hurt

Chief of Naval Operations – Tom Cruise

Chief of Staff United States Air Force – Will Smith

Commandant of the Marine Corps – R. Lee Ermey

 

The Supreme Court:

Chief Justice: Kevin Spacey

Al Pacino

Robert De Niro

Joe Pesci

James Gandolfini

Billy Crystal

Gene Hackman

Demi Moore